Take Your Marriage Seriously Father And Son Jokes. Dad’s jokes are famous lately and we wanted to share some of the most amazing and hilarious jokes with you.
Father : How Much Is 12+1 ?
Son : I Don’t Know
Father : (He Slaps his Son) It’s 13 …..Take Your School Work Serious
Son : Who Is John ?
Father : I Don’t Know
Son :(Slaps His Father) It’s Mom’s Boyfriend Take Your Marriage Serious
Father telling his son how to exceed expectations
At a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little.
“Nervous?” asked the interviewer
“No, I always give 110%”. dad replied
“Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu please?”
Waitress : slaps me across the face.
“The men I please are none of your business!”
Son asks, “Dad why is mom angry at you?’
Dad, “I don’t know”. Wait, in the morning your mom complained why I don’t buy her flowers”
Son,”so what did you say?”
Dad, “To be honest, I didn’t know she sold flowers”
A farmer’s wife is fast asleep in her bed as the sun rises past the mountains on their farm,
and brings with it all the wonderful sounds that such a scene inspires.
When all of a sudden, heavy, fast footsteps can be heard…
Progressively louder with each step until the bedroom door flies open.
The wife sits up, and rubbing her eyes sees her husband standing in the doorway holding their prized sheep.
“What’s the matter, honey?” she asks.
“This is what I sleep with when I’m not with you,” the farmer exclaims.
The wife immediately jumps into a profanity-laced tirade for a good five minutes,
calling him every name in the book while he stoically stares back, until she is finally out of breath, and must stop a while before she starts again.
The farmer takes advantage of the silence and replies “I was talking to the sheep.”
A husband, who has six children,
begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name.
The wife, amused at first, chuckles.
A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of this.
“Mother of six,” he would say,
“what’s for dinner tonight?
Get me a beer!” She gets very frustrated.
Finally, while attending a party with her husband,
he jokingly yells out,
“Mother of six, I think it’s time to go!
” The wife immediately shouts back,
“I’ll be right with you, father of four!”
A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him.
He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied, “I have a parrot that will let you know daily what goes on in your house.
The bird has no legs, so he holds onto his perch with his man tool.
” Reluctantly, the husband brought the bird home.
At the end of the first day, the man asked the bird, “Did anything happen today?
” The parrot said, “Yes, the milk man came over.
” The man asked, “What did he do with my wife?
” The bird said, “I don’t know;
I got hard and fell.”
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