Joke Of The Day
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend.
She was trilled to ride in a superfast luxurious car. Seeing her trilled at the speed, the young clad became excited.
He asked, ” If I do 200mph, will you take off all your clothes?”
Without hesitating for a moment, his adventurous girlfriend replied, “Yes”.
And as he gets up to 200mph, she peeled off all her clothes.
Any distraction while driving at high speed can be dangerous. This guy wasn’t immune.
Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded and flipped over.
The girlfriend was thrown clear, but without any single clothes. And her boyfriend was stuck under the stirring wheel.
“Go get some help !”, he cried in pain.
“But I can’t, I’m baring have any cloth on me as all my clothes have gone”, the girlfriend replied.
“In that case, take my shoes”, he said, “and cover yourself up”.
Using the shoe as a coverup, she ran off down the road and found a service station. The shoe was barely covering her.
Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the shop owner, “Please help me my boyfriend’s stuck !”.
He looked at the shoe and said, “There’s nothing I can do…he is too far….”
Bad Quote Of the Day
The reason Batman doesn’t cover his whole face is because he needs the police to know he’s white
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