Husband Wife’s Jokes A Convict Escaped From Prison

Husband Wifes Jokes

Husband Wife’s Jokes A Convict Escaped From Prison

A man escaped from prison. After spending 15 years into prison, finally he found an escape way to come out of prison. Upon escaping, he broke into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and tries him to the chair. While tying the woman to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck. Then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in the bathroom, the husband tells his wife: “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.

If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably bery dangerous. If he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong. Honey, I love you”

Husband Wifes Jokes

To which the wife responds : “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute and asked me if we had any Vaseline.

I told him it was in the bathroom.”

Then she continues,”if he wants sex, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. Be strong honey. I love you too!”

Husband Wife’s Jokes

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