A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts “Did you find the shampoo ?
He answers “Yes, but I am not sure what to do… it’s for dry hair and I just wet mine”.
A blond man spots a letter on his doormat.
It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND”.
He spends the next 3 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up
A blond man shouts frantically into the phone “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart”
‘Is this her first child?” asks the doctor.
“No!” he shouts, “this is her husband!”.