51 Electrician Jokes And Memes Men In Blue Funny Quotes

51 Electrician Jokes And Memes Men In Blue Funny Quotes. You may not quite know, but the men in blue aka blue collar jobs are part and parcel of our life.Take Electricians, Plumbers, appliance installers and many more professionals help us with our routine maintenance.

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A mason, a gardener, and an electrician were fighting. They were arguing about one question – what is the world’s oldest profession?

Mason: Our profession is the oldest. We were instrumental in building the Tower of Babel.

Gardener: My profession is older. We were the ones who planted in the Garden of Eden.

Electrician: Stop arguing, you fools! We are the oldest profession in the world. God once said, “Let there be light!” From then on, electricians started working!

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An mechanical engineer, electrician and programmer are driving in a car.
After few hours their car suddenly stops and they start to wonder what went wrong.

Mechanical engineer says: \”I bet there\’s something wrong with the engine.\”

Electrician says: \”I think the battery might be dead.\”

Programmer thinks for a while and then says: “Guys, what if we get out of the car and then back in?”

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Why are electricians always up to date?

Because they are current specialists.

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I was sacked from my job as an electrician at the prison service for refusing to repair an electric chair.

I told them it was a death trap.

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How did Benjamin Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.

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51 Electrician Jokes

 

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51 Electrician Jokes

 

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51 Electrician Jokes

 

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51 Electrician Jokes

 

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51 Electrician Jokes

Not sure what was the reason but all these professionals though being useful in our life, are always looked upon suspiciously. We basically don’t trust them when it comes to the repair price we are been quoted. Think yourself, how many times you had to call an Electrician or plumber and you thought the repair estimates provided to was fair.

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I had to call an electrician out today after getting my finger stuck in the socket while trying to plug in my iPhone.

I can’t believe how much I was charged.

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I went to my boss at work and said, “I need a raise. Three other companies are after me.”

He said, “Really? Which other companies are after you?”

I said, “The electric company, the gas company and the phone company.

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I had a dream about a dyslexic electrician last night.

It was well wired.

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Paddy is talking to two of his friends at work.

His first friend confides to the other two, “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”

The second friend then also confides, “Wow, me too! I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.”

Paddy thinks for a minute and then says, “You know – I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.”

Both his friends look at him in complete disbelief.

Paddy sees them looking at him and says, “No, seriously. The other day I came home early and found a jockey under our bed.”

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51 Electrician Jokes

 

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51 Electrician Jokes

 

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The homeowner was delighted with the way the electrician had done all the work on his house.

“You did a great job.” he said and handed the man a check. “Also, in order to thank-you, here’s an extra £80 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie.” Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the electrician. Thinking the electrician had forgotten something the man asked, “What’s the matter, did you forget something?” “Nope.” replied the electrician. “I’m just here to take your missus out to dinner and a movie like you asked.”

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While electricians were working outside the old house I had just bought, I busied myself with indoor cleaning.
I had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the toilet.
With dismay I looked from his muddy boots to my newly scrubbed floors.
“Just a minute,” I said, thinking of a quick solution.
“I’ll put down newspapers.”
“That’s all right, lady,” he responded. “I’m already trained.”
Construction Workers Understand

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Four surgeons are discussing who makes the best type of surgery patient.
The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.”
The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth surgeon chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers ~ they seem to understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would.”

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A chemist, a biologist and an electrician were on death row waiting to go in the electric chair.

The chemist was brought forward first. “Do you have anything you want to say?” asked the executioner, strapping him in ”No,” replied the chemist.

The executioner flicked the switch and nothing happened. Under State law, if an execution attempt fails, the prisoner is to be released, so the chemist was released.

Then the biologist was brought forward. “Do you have anything you want to say?” “No, just get on with it.” The executioner flicked the switch, and again nothing happened, so the biologist was released.

Then the electrician was brought forward. “Do you have anything you want to say?” asked the executioner. “Yes,” replied the engineer. “If you swap the red and the blue wires over, you might make this thing work.”

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My friend told me how electricity is measured and I was like Watt!

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People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician.

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I am pretty sure these professionals too are aware of this notoriety surrounding their profession. Thanks to the rise of Angie’s List, Home Advisers and similar web sites, some sanity has been brought to this profession. Now you check the reviews first before calling any electrician or plumber.

These jokes rightly describe the disbelief we have and what many of us think of an electrician.

Enjoy these 51 jokes and memes

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My electrician friend accidentally blew the power to the ice making factory.

Now they’ve gone into liquidation.

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What would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence?

A pair of shocks.

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This electrician arrives home at 3am.

His wife asks him, “Wire you insulate?”

He replies, “Watt’s it to you? I’m Ohm, aren’t I?”

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I used to date an electrician.

He was shocking in bed.

 

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